dravanicide | IC Inbox (Snowblind)

DUBE of course I haven't. What do you think I am, sobebnbody who ever had automatony??
*Autonomy
*both

Also it was bourbon.

Also also I forgot "establ"e that'santher good one
stubby
table

Most people do. Were you a slave before coming here?

[His tone is even and almost bored sounding, but it's def not at her, if anything, she's proving amusing enough.]

Estable.

[He says it entirely flat and monotone.]

Do you sit around and ponder ridiculous monikers for me? Certainly you have better things to do with your time.

Yes.

[ She's never put it that bluntly before, but LOL WHAT AM FILTER??? ]

Onb oth counts. Slaves and Stibnames.
They soudn even funnier when you say them holy HECL?? Estable is SO GOOD
What are your thoughts on easterbun
ebbiben
lunchable

...I see.

[Maybe that's why she's so obsessed with machines. She feels a kinship with them beyond the lunacy she babbles about.]

Sounds like naught but putrid nonsense to me. You are getting further and further from my name, which I feel defeats the purpose.

[Quietly, to himself but still loud enough for her to pick up:]

Lunchable...?

[ It's for the best that this is text, or Estinien would be treated to gross snortlaughing and Angel yelling RHYS RHYS COME LISTEN TO STIBS SAY LUNCHABLE. It's the most delightful thing she's ever heard in her fucking life. ]

Ok but you sayt hat about everything I ever say?? TIS NONSENSE OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER SNOOT SNOOT YE OLDE SNEER
I AM ESTORMBUN AND MY TIME IS TOO VALSUABLE TO NOT BE SERIUOS
GRR I HATE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND YEA VERILY FUN IS GROSS
Isn't that exhaustingg??

say lunchable again

[He's thanking the Fury for it being text, honestly. Drunk texting is one thing, having to hear the idiocy is quite another.]

Curious how you mock me, then request something of me. 'Tis plain you lack any self awareness at all.

[He's not actually bothered by the mocking though, it's childish and he's definitely getting some enjoyment out of seeing Angel act like an idiot.

and for the sake of it:]

Lunchable.

Dude I'mn ot mocking you it's like.... good natrued teasing? TOTALLY diffrent. We both know Im' not in any position to do any REAL mocing right now because I am such! A mess!!
Not like thes ame kind of mess you are obvsiously
I'm only a TEMPRARY mess ^_~

also you saying lunchable is now my alarm niose, thank you ♥ You shoild always start the day with a laugh or a smile and thats hould do it!
(that applies to you too SMILE MORE YOU JACKOFFFFFFF)

At least you are self aware of the jest you've made yourself into. But what brought this? Good natured teasing, that is. Here I was full certain you detested me.

[He sounds amused at least, maybe he might even be smiling a little not that she can see it]

If there were aught to smile about, mayhap I would. Nevertheless, I cannot say I understand your choice in an alarm, but you are welcome.

[Honestly, the idea of anyone being woken up by him saying lunchable over and over again is bizarre enough to amuse even him. He might think Angel a lunatic with her love for machines--devil's toys as they are--but he has to admit she can be pretty funny.]

So, what was the occassion?

UghhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you're so freaking frigging frikkin dramatuic?? I don't DETEST you I have vereyr high standrads for that? Youre a dick (language) but not liek
not the FULL ASSHOLE yuo know? I think?? You dn't seem like you murder indistscrimgntly and then laugh about it or try to GENOCIDE ALL THE BANDITS so you'e good.
Ish
I mean you *are* still a stubid stupporn dick but the piont is that 1) I don't hate you and 3) I cna care about your wellbeingg enough to fuss. About you smilign. MAKE THINGS TO SMILE ABOUT STUBBS
BE HASPPY
Don't end up dyign thinig of all the things you didn't do and the smiles you didn't smile. while srurounded by people who don't care

I am very emotionals right now.

[WELL. That was. Something.

Maybe normally he'd shrug this off, and remain closed off, but maybe he's feeling a little generous due to her drunken stupor, or how she's very "emotionals" right now.]

'Tis never that easy, and smiling is not going to change aught at all about the reality of our situation, nor that of our own situation back whence we came. If I were to die, the only thing I would regret would have little to do with smiles, and would have everything to do with failing to complete my duty before my undoing.

Mine is not a life that's meant to enjoy the simple things, they would only serve to distract me.

Edited 2017-03-05 20:17 (UTC)

Thasts' so sad though. SAD sad notLAME sad. You're alwyas like "forsooth I'm a person whith a soul not liek your HELLSIH DEVIL AUTOMATONS YEA" but yuo act like what you think robots shoudl be?? All BEEP BOOP MY FUNCTCION BOOP
If you're as strogn (and STUBBORNN) (estubborn lol) as you make out then you shouldbe able tto hvae some nice things in your life without it beign a distaction.
Take it from me becasue I didMY friggign duty before I died and t meant EFF ALL basiccaly
Am I making sense? I'm vREY drunk.

Worry not, I can make sense of your drunken scribing. But, perhaps I am not unlike them in that regard.

[And while he's loyal as fuck to those he holds dear, he's also a bit untrustworthy in the fact he'll do anything to help him complete it, even commit treason to the very people he's sworn to.

Maybe he's projecting a little on the machines.]

Regardless, I cannot be happy till I have slain Nidhogg, till I have purged him utterly. But in so doing, I am not so arrogant to not realize that so too will my life be forfeit.

[His voice is even and calm, as if this isn't a conversation about how he's going to die.]

I find little point in filling my life with small enjoyments, when it will mean naught at all in the end.

it's Too late to be happyw hen you're dead. Adn if the small thing sdon't mnean anything in the end then why does the big murdery thig.

Not everyone is meant to be happy, not all lives have the equal chances as others. Some lives are naught more than a sacrifice for the betterment of others.

Slaying Nidhogg would free Ishgard from its thousand years of suffering, it would end this bloody war and no one else would be made to suffer for it. Orphans would no longer be turned into soldiers, forced to face the fangs and claws of these fire breathing demons that slew their families. No longer will these fiends destroy villages, massacre innocents--or, at the very least the beasts will be less bold once their sire falls. Like vermin without direction, they will scatter to the wind, and we will be able to eradicate the vile monsters.

Edited 2017-03-05 22:01 (UTC)

[ That hits too close to home. Even through the grody bourbon haze. NOPE. ]

You sound like agross mixtrue of what Jack wanted me to be adn what I HAD tob e. Tha'st effed up. And who or whaever made you think that way is an ASSSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE.

Regardless, it is what it is.

[And that's all he can really say about it. He won't deny that Nidhogg is an asshole, he's much worse than that, and he also won't deny that Ishgard is far from perfect in their way of handling people like himself. But what's done is done, and he's too far in and invested in what he's doing to back out now.]

So.

[His voice stays just as it was, not a sense of softness to it as he asks the next question:]

What's this about you being a slave? What Jack wanted you to be..?

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh arey ou just asking so you can be a jerkabout it?? Ify ou are, don't do that. I am being NICE and it woudl roll you into asshole territroy. Prickly asshole. Covred in metal. Gross.
Hamsome Jack lockered me up for a lot of time becuse I was dangerous. Then because he wanted a spy to make peple do things he coldn't. THEN becasue he wnated to use me as a battery. Catalsyst. Do you know what one of those si??
It is when yuo put metal holes in your daugatr's head and fill her with magicals pace drugs so her powers fill up a key thing with DOUBLEE magic space eneryg magic. Then when they key is charged boom. Yu open the vault and now you have a cool dragons monster to burn up allthe banits with.
And if she doesn't want to do thehing, you put the controll colar on her and then she does the thign anyway.
THAT is ahwat a battery is, youre welcome!! ♥♥♥

[Where to even begin... that all sounds awful, and the fact a man would do that to his own child... doesn't honestly surprise him. While he's a man loyal to family, he knows well the cruelty of others and their weak fealty to their own.

But that's cruel beyond measure.]

An oddly specific thing, batteries. A shame such befell you. Whilst we are at odds, I do not think you deserved aught of the sort.

[He might think her an idiot for her alliance with machines, furthermore when clearly machines were used on her for her torment, that such was possible because of them, and he certainly wouldn't think twice about killing her if the situation called for it... but he did not think she deserved to suffer anything like that. Not many would, honestly.]

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